So here I am thinking "Oh Lord, how dislikeable must I be that someone won't even turn up if I paid them to?"
But yes... fast forward to today... I've been tidying up my house, sorting stuff, bleaching stuff, scrubbing stuff, sweeping stuff... looking like a first class tramp graduating from "how you shouldn't leave your house if you don't want people to cross the street to get away from you " Academy... meh, I wouldn't even care if the little girl and her mother didn't knock on my door this evening....
Opened the door... think I scared the poor sod!!! Oh I felt so bad... When I dress down, I don't do it by halves, I commit!.... My "look" was completed with the added... "gangsta" hat covering my forehead and hair so I could have easily been mistaken for a boy... a scary boy....
*CUTTING TO THE CHASE NOW....*
Anyway, they came with the most adorable dog named scruffy... I have no idea what breed it was but he was so cute!! Apparently he doesn't go out during the night so he was very excited... and although I looked like an epic fail he seemed to take a shine to me... I was squealing like a kid... so the little girl asked if I wanted to stroke him... so I bent down and he jumped on my lap and started licking my hand... aww bubba... I could have cried but I thought I may as well stay in "gangsta character" and controlled myself...
My point of this jargon filled "story" is I want a dog please... anyone who would like to buy me a dog, or find me a dog is more than welcome to.... knock yourself out please.. I would much appreciate it....
Preferably one of these:
Actually I'm not fussed so take your pick:
I would add more pictures but you get the point
Thank you in advance
No comments:
Post a Comment